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tommypom:

with pom on your side, the odds are always in your favor.

Aww 20 Dollars, but I wanted a peanut.

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

Explain how!

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

fypblog:

Psyduck y’all

My faves.

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

Lindsay sits staring at her 1997 pink iMac, waiting. For a reply. Dina, treble scotch in one hand, Diane Keaton’s imdb page (hastily printed off in hopes of finding a conversation starter) in the other whacks the machine screaming that it must have frozen. Ali sits in the corner, blank with ennui, mumbling. “Nowhere…let mind escape…come on a journey..this Lohan holi…”. Silence.

“I’LL TAKE A RAIN CHECK” comes the response, 2 hours and 48 minutes later.

I love this.

(via fypblog)

I’ve been listening to this non-stop all day. I think I have a problem.